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red red whine - I like to whine. I try and act like a little whiny bitch sometimes, cause I think that it makes all the hot girls like me. I'm a pimp for life, dawg.

red red whine you make me feel so fine - whenever I whine, I feel like i am the finest braddah shang around. all the ladies go "dayum, he's fine." There's no other feeling like being called fine.

I whine about things such as:
- not enough in-the-butt-doings.
- not enough hot girls to mack on
- too many annoying guys trying to take my women
- people who don't think i'm fine
- people who don't like my dragon-aZn shirts
- guys who don't slap my cheeks with their dick.

can anybody say "annoyING?"

sugar sugar aHHH honey honey! i love the sweet taste of honey... rubbed all over a cock! hahaha.. you didnt' see that one cumming, did ya? HO BRAH shoots i'm outties!

the one, the only,
-Braddah Shang

Hey guys..

today I had the weirdest dilemma. a friend of mine came up to me and asked if he could lick my cheeks. That was WEIRD. I didn't know what to say. and i thought he meant my face cheeks, but he meant butt cheeks. He is a good friend of mine, so i thought "what the hell, go ahead."

As he began sliding his tongue on cheek hehe... he told me how hairy my butt is. that made me all self conscious, so i got up and ran to the restroom to shave my pimply butt. The razor started cutting up the pimples so it started to bleed. That grossed out my friend, let's call him "Thames" for privacy's sake. Thames desperately wanted some butt lickin'. So I told him I'd lick his.

He bent over, and just as he did, a pebble rolled out of his butt and fell on the floor. That was WEIRD. I took my thumb and smashed it down into a flat pancake shaped poop. Then, with the left-overs, I smeared it across my friend's butt drawing an 'X'. X marks the spot. So i jutted my tongue towards the center of the X and tasted the sumptious warmth of the great beyond. Then my mom came in and told us to stop cause we'd ruin our dinner. That sucks. Oh well, we had meatloaf and beans. That was well worth it!

What a WEEEIRD weekend, huh guys?

i'm outties!

Braddah shang. 

so, as winter break comes to a close, so does my butt. my new year's resolution was to stop letting guys do me up the butt.

it's a shame that i can't give up doing them in the butt, however. It's just so addicting. You can't just do them up the butt once. It's like you have to do it often.

ah yes, i recall the first time i did a guy up the butt. I was a young braddah shang. i waited patiently in line for the slide at the park. Usually, you wait till the person before you gets out of the way before sliding down, but i went right after him, so when we hit the bottom i just ended up stuffing him up the butt. memories *blush*

peace out y'all, i'm outties!